Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Francis Flannery, a rare visitor to our humble establishment, cruised by recently after having performed at a local funeral reception.
He was kind enough to give us a reprise of his performance, called "GET DOWN ON IT, DUDE!" It seemed a bit visceral and self-absorbed at first, but we soon recognized the allure his movements could bring to a grieving throng.
Posted by uncle tom at 11:14 AM
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Just back from Osaka,
Officer Tailspin Tommy
screeched into our establishment
and ordered everyone up against the wall.
While we stood there spreadeagled,
he proceeded with a lengthy review
of our passportals, until he was assured
that there were only "travelers" present.
Posted by uncle tom at 2:49 PM
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
All I wanted to do was respond to Martin's articles in "Today your hair is very nice"
It's not that easy...oooh nooo!... You have to BECOME a blogger to correspond with one.
WHATEVER,...so here I am posting my own impressions about which (probably) neither you nor I care:
THE SHORT LIST of STUFF ABOUT WHICH I REALLY DON'T CARE
(alphabetically listed in case you want to get right to the meat of this tripe!)
Abercrombie & Fitch
Britney & her kid (OK, I care a little about the kid)
Crash Dummies (takes care of C & D)
Ecomonies of scale
Frangelico (makes me sick when I drink too much of it, as I usually do)
Grange stories (far too many of them for my taste)
Hell and all its inhabitants
Kierkegaard's Treatise on Pornography
Levelor verticle blinds
Mosh pits (I'm way too old for this shit)
Neurasthenia in most of its manifestations (Chronically afflicted after long weekends of abuse)
Quinoa (Marilyn makes me eat it)
Vespers (unless performed by a virtuoso bell ringer)
Will-o'-the-wisps (particularly the more wispy)
Xenocrates (Platonic poser)
Posted by uncle tom at 11:49 AM